February 2012
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Life is Like a Parking Lot.
The lot has a series of handicapped spots. In fact there is only one spot in the lot that isn’t handicapped. Everyone else has a handicapped permit besides your own sorry-ass self. If you were to park in a handicapped spot, there would be a serious fee. No one want’s fees. No one.
But you can’t find that handicap-free spot.
Everyday you are shuffling.
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Watch“It must be Obvious Day at Camp Stupid.” -Shake
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The Medium is the Message
I now have an option to choose an animal poop and send it to you. If I had the extra $$$, I wouldn’t miss the opportunity. It’s called Poop Senders. I can pick a poop and just send it to you. I think I’d pick gorilla. I might even write in special instructions to light it on fire.
Have a great day, asshole. <3
Luv,
Aisha
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“The Management reserves the right to refuse admission and to determine when and...”
– The back of your movie ticket.
Fascist much?
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“It’s absurd I can’t bring my soul to the eye of the odoriferous...”
– From Hypodermic Light by Philip Lamantia
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